Cheers Chippy.

Or "What I didn't do today."

"They" were illuminating the entire length of the Roman Wall tonight, calling attention to the Tourist board (Amongst other things).

They lit the torches before dusk, DUH?!?

"Lets go and have a decko; I can play with Chippy's lens."

Had tea, took off. Like a prize Pillock did not lay in a course. Got into the vicinity and turned off the beaten track at the point where the "Military road" leaves the main drag, joined the queue bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper. Up, down, around and around. Ever seen cars line dancing?

Finally gave up, quit the herd and wended our weary way back.
This is as near as we got to seeing it.

I'll bet a pound to a pinch of the other if it had been a Gay pride "do" or Peace Brethren or any similar it would have been sign-posted, if not every 5 yards/metres then at least every corner.

On the up-side I can now report that the wagon does about 60 M.P.G. on mixed Motorway and "back-roads". We clocked up 80 miles and the "Consumption meter" (?) went UP from 630 to around 720 miles to empty tank.

OWZATT?!?