My criminal past......

......it's taken me the best part of 60 years to come clean but I think I'm ready now, the sleepless nights are taking their toll (gulp, fingers crossed behind my back).....OK, so it was me that stole 'Brownie and the Grocer' (that would be the Blackie's Large Type Supplementary Reader for Senior Infants edition) from the school library......and I'm really, REALLY sorry Miss Yudall.......

Further evidence submitted to the court.......