Growing Pains.

'So what do you want to be when you grow up, Tommy?'.

'I'm considering my options at present'.

'Astronaut? Fireman? Footballer?'.

'Don't be so crass, mother! No, I was contemplating being on the board of a multinational pharmaceutical company, dividing my time between shafting the little people and long holidays in Africa big game hunting'.

'In that case, do us a favour and jump, you little fucker'.