MERRY EXTRAVAGANCE

As defined by the Consumer act #1843 Section xxv paragraph 13 I defy you to attempt to empty the coffers as fruitlessly as possible but, having in mind the alleged Needs of the Season, remember if you can, Tiny Tim and his family. This necessity the ghost of Christmas Present taught me; there are many Cratchit families about this Mid winter.
These sentiments are brought to you by Ebenezer Binning Scrooge, courtesy Charles Dickens and his 'A Christmas Carol'