Fashionista -

I'm fed up with the BBC News trolls wearing their scarves in a big bunch of barstewards around their necks. SO! I have adopted a new look for this wintry weather, I call it "The Al Shabab."

Practical for winter blasts or desert sun it works for all ages and head cases.

It is not recommended for viewing large, my nasal passages are never good first thing in the morning.

Last week I was inundated with calls for help from LA. Here's why. George couldn't handle the orgy scene.