You told me so!

This may look like a grubby big gap in an otherwise acceptably attractive kitchen.

That's because we are in the middle of a C****'s disaster! Oh I know,you'll just tell us we should have gone to John Lewis, HCB and others, and after two weeks, a removed and scrapped old cooker; a new one which wouldn't fit and was then dropped, smashing the door;a different cooker which the butler then (through a sleepless night) discovered from researching was also wrong; then a fresh order of a third model (which he had had to find) which was palmed off by the wee lad who was the manager, on one of the rudest assistants I have ever met; our response to him , a decision to cancel the whole ***** order .... we did eventually fall into the arms of said John Lewis where they suggested a solution; photocopied advice for us to give to a joiner and gave us light at the end of our tunnel!

So we deserve a custard tart with our coffee!