There's always one

...and it's usually me.

I've always admired people who could ice skate, I could never get the hang of it. Well, I could hang on to the rail like the guy on the right is doing but that's as far as I ever got.

I suppose I could get out there and practice more but it's a bit too late for me now. I'd much rather sit in the bar and watch them pass by again, and again, and again.

Song.