Why I would hate to be my washing machine.

I wouldn't fancy being my washing machine.

I bet it is one of the most boring appliances to be.

No matter what, it only ever has fabric items to wash. That never changes.

It only gets used on 3 programs...

Cottons, 60 degrees for bed linen and towels.

Mixed, 42 minute fast cycle for everyone thing else.

Max spin to ensure the quickest drying involved as possible.

It gets a monthly treat of Calgon, but that's hardly exciting.

It spins round in both directions, it lets water in, it sucks water out.

It's all it can do.

Despite being so boring, the thought of not having one makes me feel quite faint.