The Nose

"Daddy, when I'm grown up, will I have a nose like yours?"

"Probably not, Amelia, but Ben might"

"Oh, I don't think I want a nose like yours!"

"It's a nose which shows character, at least that's what they told me when I was a kid. And girls like a big nose."






Spent the day Christmas shopping. I hated it last year (I know this because I blipped about it), and I hated it this year. The shops are too hot, they never have the size you want, and other people are idiots.

Online I go.