METRO-MADNESS

They've smothered the wall of the Brussels Metro with this mealy-mouthed mush.
They portray icons for wrapped parcels, Christmas trees & Santa hats -but...
They can't bring themselves to come out with "Merry Christmas"!
Might offend some uptight member of another religion.
Doesn't stop them from playing "Jingle Bells" & "I'm Dreaming..." & "Rudolph..." Non stop over the Tannoy...
Bah humbug :o(