L-A-S-E-R, everybody needs good lasers!!!!

I have discovered my inner power!!!, deep within I have the power of the laser buried within my right hand.
The acronym LASER (light amplification through the stimulated emission of radiation) was an early example of marketing being important in a product as the acronym should be LOSER (light oscillation through the stimulated emmision of radiation), but who would buy a product called a Loser.