Turkey's Back On

I have the weekend papers delivered + the two weekly local papers and the Navy News monthly. Not much you might think, the couple who own the paper shop religiously send out my bill every Wednesday and I usually forget.
My son, (who has a paper round with said shop), saw the latest bill on the table and tut tutted. Later he told me that Dave, the owner, would be on beans on toast for Christmas if I didn't pay.
Finding the bill I was amazed at £84 owing!! I paid up straight away so I shouldn't need to visit the shop in the dark again