Mastershite.

"I think you've let yourself down today, chef. For me, the roast potatoes were slimy and overdone and the peas were undercooked. I liked your idea behind the Yorkie Beef Roll; lovely roast beef wrapped in a crispy Yorkshire pudding, but, chef, I have to say that it was simply not good enough for this stage of the competition and completely lacked the 'wow' factor. Monica?"

"I thought it looked and tasted like Satan had shat himself. But there was gravy, so I murdered the lot".