Storage or chef?

Now bear with me. This Blip has a couple of stories

First up - DHL. It appears Lady A thinks I'm a DHL warehouse. Every 5 minutes I'm getting calls from our secretaries that a parcel has arrived for me and to come down three flights of stairs to collect it NOW. I get regular parcels (of er gloves) so think it's quite important when I get the call but over the last week or so it's a Christmas present for Uncle Sam or a gift for old Bill (I've made this names up clearly as I know beady eyes from my family read my Blips...). They are now piling up on my table and I fully expect another dozen or so to arrive tomorrow for someone I barely know.

Second up - dinner. Wooh yeah. Cooked up a masterpiece for lodger and I tonight. I have a special recipe of pasta, pasta sauce and cheese garnished, clockwise of course, on top but the crucial part is the sprinkle of pepper 3/4 the way through the cooking process. I've patented it don't you know. Now I fully expect a 9/10 for this feast though I am still waiting for the final score.

Maybe I should be a chef rather than a DHL storage centre....