A scarf?

"You want me to wear a scarf? Sure. I'd love to look ridiculous for yet another photo. No, no, I'm not protracting and retracting my nails as a threat. I'm really not. Why don't you come a little closer so you can see how this scarf looks all the awesome on me.
Seriously.
Come closer.

I dare you.

I.

dare

you."