Lessons in Gaelic?

MUST get it in B4 22:00

Could NOT resist this one.
Seen coming home down the M 6

No doubt there are more than a few of us heard of "The  Pogues".

I suspect a few of us will have heard they wanted to be "Póg mo thóin."
(Pogue ma hone, apparently). Supposedly translating as "Kiss my arse".

Not in the Gospel according to Google©
I entered "~ arse" and got>>>------->"Póg mo dóite".

Apparently the Pogues were being inordinately polite as that phrase was translated as
"Kiss my Bum".

And, speaking of kissing "X"s, somebody asked on radio recently:-

"Have you ever looked at your Ex and wondered ... WHY?