A Dog's Dinner

By G

Weasel out of that Mr Weasel!

Ruaridh, Dog Hero, has been on a killing spree this week. The count so far, 3 field mice, a vole and 'large' mouse. Today he surpassed himself by seeing off, terminally speaking, a Weasel.

This causes a bit of a problem, especially for the weasels, because we like them and their stoatish cousins, they do their bit to keep down the local rodent population too. Unfortunatly Ruaridh can't tell the difference, if it brownish and it moves it has to be killed.

He is a terrier after all.

More News of the Day:

Our friends left today to go back to the islands leaving us with some very smelly cheese which was so stinky that they couldn't bear to have it in the car.

A real clothespegs on the nose job. This cheese pongs like something out of the Beano but ........it tastes fantastic.

So their loss is our cheesy gain.

It's never dull in the country.

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