Good Morning Mr Pheasant

Do you talk to the animals? Okay so Mr Pheasant isn't an animal, he's a bird, but to be quite honest he's not really into "labels" he's just quite happy mooching around underneath the bird table picking up the scraps dropped by the other birds. Not for him all this frantic flying around and balancing on the nuts or the seed feeder. He's out for his morning constitutional walk round the garden. He stops off at the bird table to see what those messy frantic birds have dropped and has himself a wee snack before continuing on the way.

So when I see him I say "Good Morning Mr Pheasant" and quite often I get the reply "Good Morning Graeme".