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This sign is outside a little B&B called The Salthouse, in Drogheda which is also an excellent restaurant. It is currently serving as my safe bet for a bite to eat. I can heartily recommend the Pear & Plum Crumble with custard, although sadly this is served in a wine glass, and not even one of my wife's buckets, but a normal sized one. Better off not overdoing it, I suppose, but it's pretty amazing stuff.
I think the sign was written by the owner's wife, as she has been seen recently with a baby on the premises. It's probably just for a laugh - makes me smile when I read it :)