You Look Sooo Good

Dear Mt. Rainier High School Class of 1970,

While I do appreciate being invited to your class reunions every year, I must admit, you have the wrong girl. Not only did I not attend your high school, but I wasn't born for a few more years. I'm sure the right girl would love to go, and she's probably wondering why she hasn't been invited. My husband really wants me to go so I could astound you all with how great I look for your age, but I just tell him it would be a lot easier if he just lavished me with that praise on the daily. In the meantime, I'll try to let you know once again that you've got the right name, wrong girl.
But thanks for including me! I've never once received an invite to my actual HS's reunion. Although if I dd, I wouldn't go. But that is another story.
Love,
Me