Otters Noses........

.....The Scout Promise.........

On My Honour, I promise that I will do my best
To do my duty to God and to the Queen,
To help other people
And to keep the Scout Law

Now....there's a can of worms n'est pas?

Nancy, my principled, intelligent, wonderful wife is a leader in the local Beaver Scout Colony, but only at associate level (not full member level), because she refuses to do her duty to God and the Queen. Splitter!

Frankly, I'm a lying bastard. I'll swear allegiance to anyone, including the Peoples Front of Judea, if it means that kids are off the streets and having fun in a safe environment. It's a tough one if you think about it too much, so I don't. I'll just turn up each week wearing a British Army uniform from the Boer War and try to make our programme relevant and enjoyable. Oddly, it seems to work....who would have thunk it?

Friday chunes....old skool = New Life.....leg warmers = what y'gonna do?..........

and very very old skool = jamming