Wide Brimmed

From early years I hated uniforms, fortunately I didn't have to wear one in my secondary school, we just needed to stick to dark colours and try not to stand out from the crowd too much, which is just the opposite to what we wanted. I survived all that and now look at me, I'm officially old - I love uniforms! Obviously I don't wear one myself (well, sort of, but not really), I just inflict it on my child.