Fancy Dress

Today I went to the running shop in town to stock up on supplies for tomorrow?s run. With the Edinburgh Marathon fast approaching, tomorrow I have a 20 mile training run. Walking back, I approached Gloucestershire's self-styled number one fancy dress shop. Perhaps, to aid fundraising and to make for a more memorable and impressive performance I should run in fancy dress?

I took one look in the window, took a deep breath, and this photo*. You will be pleased to know, after this photo, I kept walking and decided against going into the shop. Or, did I ...?

*Ladies and gentlemen ... a zeugma