Shhh... It'll just be our little secret...

ok can you keep a secret???
If not, then stop reading now!!!

ok just you here then, ok well here goes...
tonight I went for a lovely meal with my beloved,
our son is having a sleep over at his friends home so we thought
"hey why not? its been ages since we went anywhere alone together".
So off we went.
Lovely was the restaurant, we've been before but well not for a good ole while.
Well I needed the loo so my first stop-the ladies
even lovelier than the restaurant is the ladies, oh wondrous cubicles so private and safe, equipped with their own clean private sink and hand drier right there, for you and you alone, ah the bliss ah the heaven.
So how, really how did my purse manage to fly out of my bag as I picked it up, fly out of my bag as I picked it up and straight in to the toilet??????
again incase you didn't read it right,
How did my purse manage to fly out of my bag and in to the toilet???

Now I apologies for not taking this opportunity to snap this shot of my purse in the toilet, but my first thought was, well just a blank really, the realization and the dawning upon me that I would have to fish my sinking purse from the toilet, well it all kind of unraveled in my mind bit by bit, I had been tempted to just leave it there but were it not for my cash cards and license and oh yes my money, which was bathing there, becoming soak toilet filled mulch and my brain deciphered what had just occurred.
I can vouch that the hand dryers, whilst noisy are very powerful and help heaps in drying out loo soaked purses, I did try washing it as much as I could really, but by now I was aware of any social etiquette of staying within a public loo for so long must only mean you are taking an unearthly poo and that really isn't the dome thing now is it ladies. Well I think on this occasion if only that had been the case!!! Not that I have ever taken on unearthly poo in a public loo. but given the choice now, I'd rather not be fishing anything out of the loo...
Why oh why do these things happen to me???