: BEAR

picture of my teddy bear. he's so cute ^_^

there's this story about the Bear that's been passed down my section for hundreds of years (more like 5, but still) so i thought i'd spread it all around the world :) :
a couple years ago, there was this girl named jesse. she was a senior and the section leader of the mello section. one day, at band camp, she looked over into the woods by the field to see a bear standing on its hind legs doing the bear dance. she pointed it out to everyone, but when they turned around, the bear ducked down behind some bushes. it then popped back up and the whole even occured again. no one believed that the bear was real and thought that jesse was crazy. when they got back from band camp, jesse was at home trying on her new mello sweatpants+tshirt. she changed from her sweatpants into shorts and left them on the bathroom floor. 10 minutes later, she heard a sound in the bathroom. after entering the bathroom, jesse found that her pants were gone and the window was open. looking out the window, she saw the bear from band camp outsider her house, doing the bear dance while wearing her pants. of course, she thought she was hallucinating. the next day, she woke up and saw her pants on her bedroom floor covered in bear hair.

MORAL OF THE STORY: BEWARE OF THE BEAR. OR HE'LL STEAL YOUR PANTS

(yes, we are all crazy :) )