so cute...

...and yet so completely evil

Don't eat your toy
He eats his toy

Don't play with your food
He plays with his food

Don't chase the cat
He chases the cat

Don't kick the cat
He kicks the cat

Don't hit the neighbor's car
He hits the neighbor's car

Don't take off your hat
He takes off his hat

I don't bother to tell him not to play in the puddle
He plays in the puddle

Don't run off
He runs off

Don't hit daddy in the face
He hits daddy in the face

Don't stomp on daddy's toes
He stomps on daddy's toes

Put that away
He runs away

Don't run away
He runs away

Stay there
He runs away

Go to sleep
He goes to sleep

Thank god.