Jungle Fever...

Since watching the Jungle Book, Boyface has really taken to his animals. They march and parade everywhere and the elephant was even fed a pea yesterday. I had to de-smoosh* it with a cotton bud after it had been mashed into his face by the crazy toddler going 'mmm, yummy eddedant'.

I tried to blip it but promptly forgot about it.

She-Bang Rave Unit The First is officially 3 nights away. Well, 4 if you count tonight.

That gives me 3 days to lose 3 stone, get my hair to stop looking like this and develop skin that doesn't make me look like I've been sniffing glue for the last 3 weeks.

Either that or I just need to get steaaaaming and relax.

*technical mummy phrase.