Self admiring

I'm throwing together some eats for a brunch in the morning. This is probably the most perfect strawberry I've ever seen. It thinks it's pretty gorgeous too. I can not wait to eat it.

Speaking of self admiring and delusional, can someone tell this elitist, brain-dead, idiot of a congresswoman-who's giving Minnesota a bad name-to just put a big sock in it. Please. She's not the one with the chickens for healthcare though. That's yet another idiot.