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By slowness

Interloper

Just found this chap skulking around my kitchen, presumably looking through the cupboards for some spider-friendly comestibles.

I know it's traditional to wheel out the 'this is the biggest spider of all time' stuff when you see one that's bigger than a 10p piece - but I genuinely reckon this one was as big as a hedgehog.

Seemed a bit indignant at being escorted from the premises so I have the flat on high alert in case he comes back with a crowbar.

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