Arghhhhh

Wikipedia has the following definition for a plumber:

A plumber is a tradesperson who specialises in installing and maintaining systems used for potable (drinking) water, sewage, drainage. Years of training and/or experience are needed to become a skilled plumber; some jurisdictions also require that plumbers be licensed. A Master Plumber has demonstrated mastery of the trade of plumbing. The Master Plumber may have worked in a single area of the trade or may have experience in multiple areas of the plumbing trade.

My Skilled tradesperson seems to have gone AWOL, so if anyone finds the missing skilled individual please let me know as the leaking pipe i have where my new shower should be (hence the black bag channeling the water into the bath) needs these specialised skills to fix it.

No cycling for me this weekend :-(

{rant over}