"Gumph gumph ******* gumph," maybe?

This headline stopped me in my tracks when I was buying a pint of milk this morning. Wonder what they meant to remove, anyway?

I also liked the slightly gabbled announcement at the station. The guy, who kept missing out syllables as if he was self-conscious about speaking, asked "would all customers please ensure they take all their longings with them."

Looking forward to the Unstaged do later. Best of luck to all the finalists!