Ho, Ho, Ho

Has he been there all this time? Someone would have noticed, surely.

I applied for a job today.
If I tell you I don't really want it, do you think that'll help my chances?
It's the commute that I don't fancy, actually.. the job itself sounds alright.

If that doesn't justify breaking into the stashed, forgotten about, and recently re-discovered chocolate Santa, then I don't know what does.