Do not watch this!

That's my advice for today.
Or any other day when someone suggests you watch this.

From the relentless publicity and apparent obsession about these movies, I thought to myself, "I like vampire movies, this will probably be alright."

How wrong could I be?

This has to be one of the dullest movies I've had the displeasure to watch in a long time.
Pretty much nothing happens in this, very little action, nothing of interest at all, not even some comedy to redeem it.

Steer clear.