Recipe for stressful moving

- old house
- disassembled furniture, lots and lots
- new house, about half the size of the old house
- two cats, nervous and needy
- moving crew, late and with a small van
- one father, helping while you work
- locks and keys, faulty

Prepare it with a day advance, mix it vigorously for 4 hours and serve it cold. Hope for the best.

[update: police, fireman and doors & locks company will now be involved]