greedy cats

Belle and Sebastian have informed me that they will be voting for the party offering the most free cat biscuits tomorrow.... apparently they think they won't be affected by swingeing cuts as they work in the feline sector.

I think they've been watching too much daytime tv and they need to get with the programme, as their dictator I intend to cut their biscuit quota and make some efficiency savings. Let's see how they like that.

First things first, they can clean the cat food off the front of their posh bowl. Hmph.