Bedtime ?

Me: Rob can you jump on the bed then land on your stomach ?
Rob: No
Me: can you try ?
Rob: No , It wouldnt work, its a bed not a trampoline
Me: please ?? (sad face)
Rob: it really wont work
Me: i will test it first

I lollop off upstairs to try, if I can do it so can he. I CAN do it !

Me: well I can do it
Rob: well done
Me: can you please try
Rob: FFS

We go upstairs

Rob: Like this ? ( stands at the side of the bed)
Me: well i was thinking lengthways
Rob: i will knock my teeth out on the end of the bed
Me: Oh

He jumps, i am not ready, he jumps again and pulls a face, nope, Again he jumps, i am not quick enough, Another try, No his feet are still on the bed. One more go, damm missed again. A final try, I can tell he is not having THAT much fun.

He jumps, I shoot, Job done !

I reward him with beer and promises I wont keep :D