Stop It & Shut Up

By janesomers

Hey There Elmo!

Elmo stalked me yesterday.

I was in a traffic jam waiting to cross the Forth Road Bridge and this wee man popped up beside me. We danced the merry dance of road traffic sliding past each other and in front of each other until he left me at the turn off for Dunfermline.

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