Eurovision

My love affair with Eurovision is long standing, and completely unapologetically so. So this move towards a higher class of song is quite frankly ridiculous. A lot can be learnt from Armenia's ode to an apricot stone... Have a look on youtube (for Eva's impressive clevage alone).

Very impressive sparkly lights from Oslo... as seen above.

Congratualtions to the UK, who once again came last. Even beaten by Spain's song, the chorus to which went "something tiny, something so small". Really? I should add the translated subtitles add a huge amount to the proceedings. Only 364 more days till the next. How to survive that long without such tackiness?