Black Cat.

She's got this other cat that I think she likes more than me.

It's quite big, but no bigger than I am... but it does purr a lot. It's a kind of staccato purr and it's nowhere near the Harley and Davidson standard that I can do... but It does seems happy and contented...

...it's only got one eye though. It is a very, very big eye, in fact it seems to take up most of its face... but why does it only have one and why does it wear this thing over its eye?

Is that what it closes when it's going to sleep? Maybe that's what it is because she always puts this thing over the black cat's eye before she puts it in bed.

It has a nice big, black bed that's warm and soft. I've played in there a few times when she wasn't looking.

That's it, she must put it on that huge eye to let it sleep... it's a kind of eyelid.

... but then why doesn't she take my eyelid off when she wants to play with me? I'd be happy to waken up to play! Not sure my eyelid comes off though... but then I've never really tried.

Oh, and just in case she hasn't noticed I've got two eyelids... more than that black cat... why does she cuddle that cat so much? I'm so much more fun!