Getting it wrong

I was around looking for a blip today. In Tesco I saw the front page of The Sun, which seems to have plumbed new depths; even for them. But I decided not to give them the oxygen of publicity. Rumaging around the house I realised that I had this, which I'd unearthed in the recent "spring clean"

This is from the Evening News. They certainly got that marriage wrong. And it's not the most accurate description of Diana, is it? Edinburgh's Evening News; consistently crap...and wrong. (they should make that their strapline).

A very busy day. I could tell you all about it, but, Dear Reader, it would bore you beyond belief.

Anyway, I am off to find 16 wooden blocks and some tape. All will be revealed.