Escaped Convict

I was just out of the shower and about to go to bed when I heard your man above giving out in the back field.

So I decided to move him to the side paddock...forgetting I had let the outer field gate open (neighbour was around earlier picking up the BBQ).

At 11pm with hair soaking and in my pjs I had to leg it after manure face! Luckily he ducked into my neighbours homestead down the road, where he obviously saw the mare and foul. I had to ring at my neighbours house and get them to close the gate, J and D took it from there. While I was chatting with P, they went after Billy and brought him home to safety and a scolding.

Do you think he looks even a bit guilty?