One match two changes of shirt

Sorry for a football blip but there is a big game on.

I have a few different England shirts, this morning I woke up and choose with some family help which one to wear.

Within half an hour the new baby was sick on me and the shirt, so I choose another.

Then this evening, watching the match, at half time I emptied a bin only for it to squirt bin goop up my arm and sleeve. So I put that shirt into soak, as seen, and have changed Engalnd shirt again for the second half.

I do hope it is not an omen!