Mam, I want my tea!!!!

These are my 2 cats, Topaz Twinkle (sitting) & Afterthought Robert (shouting at me!!) - mother and son.

She's beautiful, calming, friendly and a real lap cat. He's Afterthought.

I should explain. Topaz had 4 kittens some 7 years ago. An hour & a half later this one arrived - hence Afterthought.

He's a bit on the dim side - we think he was probably starved of oxygen waiting to be born and it's had an effect. The only time he wants to be friendly is when he's hungry - at which time he constantly cries for food as he is doing here (I caught him mid miaow) - when anyone is in the toilet - the door to which he opens to come and join you - or when Dave is not around, and nothing is moving quickly - including the picture on the TV (which he is terrified of).

He does, however, adore Megan, who used to read him books and sing to him when he was a kitten (well, she was little at the time and that's what mams do isn't it? LOL)