UK Car Boot Sale

YOu look round your house and find that over the decades you`ve accumulated a load of junk, rubbish, tat. Call it what you like.

You get up on Sunday morning and pile the car full of this rubbish. You drive to a field and dump all this stuff on the grass. There are lots of people all doing the same thing. You look round and find they all have the same duff junk as you.

People pay to come in the field and they wander about at 8am eating ice-creams and hamburgers and they stare at your junk.

Sometimes they ask how much it is. If you say that busted jug is twenty pence they`ll pull a face and say they`ll give you ten pence for it. You take their money.

The people put your junk they`ve just bought in their car and drive home. And they put your junk in their house with their own junk.

And so the world goes round...

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