Bingo Bongo

Me and some of the ladies at work go out for dinner once a month-ish. Last time, we said we should head to the local bingo hall since none of us have ever been to bingo and we figured it would be a laugh. So. Here is my application for a bingo card. Hilarious. So much so, that I opened the envelope a chum had left for me on my desk and gafawed out loud, to the bemusement of two male colleagues standing talking next to me.

What next - the blue rinse!!?