What?

Ruby's surprise at seeing me emerge so early from the Living Room, where I had been watching the England World Cup game, into the garden was only magnified when I told her the score. To be honest I could have walked out after thirty minutes of the ritual humiliation but after an hour I'd definitely had enough.

Spent the rest of the afternoon instead bouncing on the trampoline, listening to Eve explain weather patterns and why a cow would beat a horse in a fight, and drinking Budvar in the sun with Mrs S. Much more enjoyable way to spend time.