Stop It & Shut Up

By janesomers

Playing Dead.

This is Batman. He spends his days playing dead.

I've lost count of the number of times people have stopped their cars on the main road to check on the cat who looks like a victim of a hit and run.

He lures tourists into a false sense of security, he rubs against their legs and lets them stroke him. Then he strikes. A vicious nasty scratch and a hiss.

When he gets bored of tourists he stalks dogs. Big dogs.

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