Burger-driving

Oy lads, take it easy, it's my round. No, no, stay where youze are, I'm absolutely positive it's my round. Oy, Damo! DAMO! Two pints of quarter pounder, a half of cheese burger... and what's yours again Anto? Flame what? Flame grilled? What da fuck is dat? Another designer boorger for the trendy ones. Oy, Damo, and a shot of flame grilled, whatever the fuck dat is.
Will I get a few bags of salted peanuts? What Anto? You're on a diet?!?!? Ahhh, for fuck sake...
Tis my last one, for the road. The legal limit's come down to 0.5 grams of cholesterol per liter of blood. Whatever that is.