Toabs

Toabs was one of the first purchases we made when me and my ex got married 23 years ago and he's been in my kitchen ever since. He's supposed to be storage for biscuits but we always used him for teabags. We've been through a lot me and Toabs. He used to have a hat but Martin broke it a wee while ago and now he's quite useless. Tonight I looked at his sad old eyes and they seemed to say 'I'm tired now, you have to let me go.' However the very idea seemed to fill all 4 of my kids with absolute horror and they looked at me as if I was some kind of serial killer. Suffice to say Toabs has been reinstated in the kitchen, totally useless, but totally loved.