Blipportunism

All hail the Blip... everything and everybody subjugated to the Blip.

This is my friend J, author, editor and all-round good guy, over to mine for the Holland-Uruguay game. He was caught short -- that is to say, he came round to a house with a half-Jamaican man and an Irish woman at dinner-ish hours and thought he wasn't going to get fed... his naivete thus providing me with this Blipportunity.

Poor fellow, bludgeoned into submission by the Force of Blip.

Did I mention he was a type 2 diabetic?